No butts: case dismissed after Woolworths worker claims hurt feelings over plumber’s crack
What to know about Legal System Abuse
A former Woolworths employee has been accused of wasting the Fair Work Commission’s time for filing an unfair dismissal case over feeling “upset” at being told to cover up his bum crack.
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What happened
A former Woolworths employee has been accused of wasting the Fair Work Commission’s time for filing an unfair dismissal case over feeling “upset” at being told to cover up his bum crack.
Why it matters
In a decision published on Thursday, the Fair Work Commission deputy president, Alan Colman, said he had rejected the Victorian man’s application for compensation in part because the dismissal never occurred in the first place.
Common ground
It was the man’s fifth application in two years.
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