“A missing Oscar statuette belonging to “Mr. Nobody Against Putin” co-director Pavel Talankin was finally recovered after TSA agents at JFK Airport barred the newly minted Academy Award winner from carrying the trophy onboard — sparking a surreal travel nightmare with a Hollywood ending.”

“Talankin’s golden prize vanished after security agents allegedly told him the Oscar “could be used as a weapon,” forcing him to check the coveted statuette while flying from New York to Frankfurt — despite having traveled with it many times before without issue.”

“Since Talankin had no checked luggage, the award was boxed and sent via cargo — but it disappeared after landing in Germany.”

“The strange mishap triggered panic until Lufthansa confirmed the missing trophy had been found, according to Rolling Stone.”

““The Oscar statue has now been located and is safely in our care,” the airline said, adding it would be returned “as quickly as possible.””

“Talankin, a former grade school teacher from an industrial Russian town, has been living in exile after refusing to comply with Kremlin orders to implement a state-driven nationalist curriculum following Russia’s invasion of Ukraine.”